25 April 2009
Today school was rather OKAY, i manage to make my classmates laugh in class. *Phew
Okay, nothing much happened today. Except that Mr. Utik and Mr. Singh almost fight. What's more Mr. Utik was about to throw his table at Mr. Singh. Swee and i wanted to make things worse but then we thought " what for sia " So we tried to stop then in the end nothing happen ehh. *move eyebrown. Luckily Mr. Utik, just ignored Mr. Singh and sat outside the class.
After school went for Green house meeting, i want to play floorball for green house. Hopefully come in first place ( hopefully ar ). After meeting went for SST.
Then i went for Chinese tuition.
Then my mother fetch me home, when i got home i droppped my phone it's acting all weird like mad cow disease. I switch on my computer and BOOOOOOOOM! i got 2 e-mail messages from NAFA. Yeah i'm in the art class for basic portriat drawing. WEEEEEE! that really brighten my day but it's 6:18pm now so it's not so bright like 7 am. Bullshit i know, fuck you lah chee bye. No la kidding ar. * laughs okay so my art lessons starts on 22 April 2009 from 7pm to 10 pm. HARDCORE!
Okay i got nothing much to say already. So if you're bored or what shit just do something you like, perhaps lying down on your bed and scream, if you're stress lah. If you're stress don't stare down your window cause you're not going to die so soon. Unless you want to commit suicide and die ugly then go ahead lah. You want to die you die nice nice one. Don't jump down your window then when the person collect your body, your ribs broken, your jaw broken, your toe slanted, your front 2 teeth missing so on and so forth lah but when the make up artist decorate your dead face body don't expect him to repair your missing eye or your front two teeth or your broken jaw why? Because he's just a make up artist. I don't mind helping him, because i'm going to put one ping pong ball to fix your eye, tape your jaw and maybe take 2 pieces of wood then paint it white then put super glue and stick it to your gum. At least you'd look better. But when you go heaven, if your jaw wasn't tape, if lah. God ask you
God : How you died?
Dead Person: i....c..umit.... Shu..... sid.
God: What?
Dead Person holds him jaw then use his fingers to move his lips : I..CUMIT...SUDDSIDE.
God: HUH, ehh want talk talk properly lah got like 200582878 more people from around the whole world i need to handle you know. Nvm easier i send you to the Mentally disabled section.. goodness gracious god bless you.
LOL, LAME! So last sentence, if your jaw is broken and you're dead. Leave a message to tell someone to fix it. Good example below.
Today school was rather OKAY, i manage to make my classmates laugh in class. *Phew
Okay, nothing much happened today. Except that Mr. Utik and Mr. Singh almost fight. What's more Mr. Utik was about to throw his table at Mr. Singh. Swee and i wanted to make things worse but then we thought " what for sia " So we tried to stop then in the end nothing happen ehh. *move eyebrown. Luckily Mr. Utik, just ignored Mr. Singh and sat outside the class.
After school went for Green house meeting, i want to play floorball for green house. Hopefully come in first place ( hopefully ar ). After meeting went for SST.
Then i went for Chinese tuition.
Then my mother fetch me home, when i got home i droppped my phone it's acting all weird like mad cow disease. I switch on my computer and BOOOOOOOOM! i got 2 e-mail messages from NAFA. Yeah i'm in the art class for basic portriat drawing. WEEEEEE! that really brighten my day but it's 6:18pm now so it's not so bright like 7 am. Bullshit i know, fuck you lah chee bye. No la kidding ar. * laughs okay so my art lessons starts on 22 April 2009 from 7pm to 10 pm. HARDCORE!
Okay i got nothing much to say already. So if you're bored or what shit just do something you like, perhaps lying down on your bed and scream, if you're stress lah. If you're stress don't stare down your window cause you're not going to die so soon. Unless you want to commit suicide and die ugly then go ahead lah. You want to die you die nice nice one. Don't jump down your window then when the person collect your body, your ribs broken, your jaw broken, your toe slanted, your front 2 teeth missing so on and so forth lah but when the make up artist decorate your dead face body don't expect him to repair your missing eye or your front two teeth or your broken jaw why? Because he's just a make up artist. I don't mind helping him, because i'm going to put one ping pong ball to fix your eye, tape your jaw and maybe take 2 pieces of wood then paint it white then put super glue and stick it to your gum. At least you'd look better. But when you go heaven, if your jaw wasn't tape, if lah. God ask you
God : How you died?
Dead Person: i....c..umit.... Shu..... sid.
God: What?
Dead Person holds him jaw then use his fingers to move his lips : I..CUMIT...SUDDSIDE.
God: HUH, ehh want talk talk properly lah got like 200582878 more people from around the whole world i need to handle you know. Nvm easier i send you to the Mentally disabled section.. goodness gracious god bless you.
LOL, LAME! So last sentence, if your jaw is broken and you're dead. Leave a message to tell someone to fix it. Good example below.
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