Tuesday, June 30, 2009

News FLASH - Jovina the ball puller

Jovina shared something with me. I totally freaked out.

" Woman Pulls Off Man's Testicle


Amanda Monti, 24, ripped off 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones' left testicle when he rejected her advances after a late night party.

At first she attempted to swallow his testicle, but spat it back out once she began to choke. A friend of Geoffrey handed it back to him and said, "That's yours."

She's been sentenced to two-and-a-half years after she pleaded guilty to the assault. Unfortunately the doctors were unable to reattach his testicle. A letter to the court said, "I am in no way a violent person."

Monday, June 29, 2009

What's wrong with today?

My day started off really bad, people starting to ignore me early in the morning. It was okay, at least now i'm not a part of them so no extra burden :) As usual i made the smile laugh HAHA had hell lotta fun! Khairul came up with really good jokes too not to forget!

After school went home straight, laid down on my bed felt damned shiok. Felt very different because i used to hang out after school. So i watched alot of miami ink videos, played my psp, read some books and talk to Jovina.

Jovina needs a
  • claim pill
  • Meditation pill
  • chill pill
yup. Then later in the evening my day got worse and worse. I don't know why but it was okay. The day is going to end soon. One day have past. Tomorrow is a new day. Hopefully it's be better.

eminem teaches jimmy kenedy how to rap watch is it's pretty good:D

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

dammit

School holidays is coming to an end! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This sucks.
Darn it. I had my art lesson at NAFA. Drew still life portrait. At first i started sketching it turn out really well until i shaded the picture, ruin everything. bloodyhell.

keling in China, get me stockings cause when school reopens i'm gonna rob the bank.

Corey is talking to me now. She's a talking leopard and a PC idiot as well. What is happening the this world!?

alright shall stop here, i blog tomorrow :)

Monday, June 22, 2009

shit i forgot to write, play like an all star BELOW ...

Today woke up quite early to mop the floor but when i woke up in my head i was like ,

Sylvester 1: " Oh no, guess what?"
Sylvester 2: "what?"
Sylvester 1: " Go back to sleep sucker cause kaka (maid) has already mopped the floor"
Sylvester 2: "that sucks"
Sylvester 1: "shut up and go to bed asshole."
Sylvester 2: "okay.."

haha, that's stupid i know. Okay woke up at 8:30am prepared to bath pack up things, close the windows, check the switches and double check everything then i left for my course. Ended at 4pm then took a train down to Causeway point to meet Jovina, KM and Prakash to watch a movie (Land of the Lost). I swear this really happened. I heard this from Jovina, she said that in the movie only Prakash and myself laughed then everyone started laughing. I was like really, haha those people must be either slow or retarded ( notice: not Jovina or KM, i don't wanna die.) okay. my favourite line in Land of the Lost was:

"Do Dinosaurs have boobs?" "( cathing breath ) pussy... what a puss" & " fuck you.."

HAHA, i swear it's really hilarous but dirty too. Okay then sent Prakash to MRT first. Then i spend some quality time with KM cause Jovina met up with her parents. I talked alot, hehe -.- and i went back home after like 20 mins i guess? Then immediately put down my bag and packed my room and online msn. I'm getting ready for tomorrow, shit... last muay thai session. sad sia. okay byebye.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

I party like a rockstar, look like a movie star, fuck like a porn star baby imma superstar

. fishing trip to malaysia was cancelled due to the freagging weather.
Tomorrow going to movie with jovina, prakash and praveen after my freagging course...

Friday, June 19, 2009

QUIZZY

wow wow wow, i saw this quiz on xue qi's blog and my name was in. So i'll do it ;)

1) What is your full name?
Sylvester Tay Ming Wei
2) Do you like your name?
I like my full name
3) How long have you like the person you currently like?
i'm not sure
4) Have you kiss anyone before?
No.
5) Did you cry today?
Nope
6) What were you doing at 8am this morning?
Sleeping
7) What were you doing an hour ago?
Drinking soya bean
8) What are you currently doing now?
This quiz right here
9) Who last texted you a message?
Julia
10) Have you told anyone i love you today?
Yup
11) Are you missing anyone now?
I am
12) Any plans for tomorrow?
Going fishing with my dad tomorrow.

13) What was the reason the last time you cried?
Can't remember
14) Anyone you wanna be with right now?
Adeline sister, Julia keling and Dorisa haopengyou
15) Have you kiss anyone whose name started with an "s" ?
Sylvester
16) Name someone who make you smile & why?
Khairul, Because of his jokes :D

17) Name someone whose name start with a "z".
Zihan :)
18) Which friend of yours stay near you?
Julia
19) Do you prefer to call or text?
Both
20) Do you prefer today or yesterday?
Today.
21) Can you leave a day without handphone or television?
Yes i can
22) Are you mad at anything now?
Ya
23) Do you think relationships are worth it?
If i really like the girl, it's worth it.
24) Who was the last person you visited in hospital?
My grandmother.
25) Who was the last & second last hug from?
Maisarah.
26) What does the last message in your handphone say?
Oh okay, night
27) Define life?
Life is, you only live once and you die later
28) Do you hate anyone?
Trying not to because i don't even think it's worth my time.
29) Who was th last person you called?
Mum
30) Who usually send the most text messages in a month?
Julia
31) Tag people to do this quiz.
( will go by aphabatical order )
-Adeline sister
-Corey the Leopard.
-Dorisa Haopengyou
-Gwendolyn Janelle
-Ilaika F1 Racer
-Jade
-Jovina
-Julia keling
-Zihan

Beancurd factory

Today i went to my mom's office as usual. After going to my mum's office i went for lunch with my mom's friend family ( complicated... ) After dinner, the family brought me to their Bean curd factory. It was so interesting. Then at first i though the place was air conditioned by no, it was as hot as satan's toe nails. So i sweat like a porn star... haha kidding. I had no choice but the change shirt so i took my bag and look inside and i didn't see an extra shirt. Great... Then the uncle told me there are new shirts at the store room and he ask me to grab one. I was like ,"Sure i want the same singlet as you're wearing." Then we laughed :D

I wanted the same one as his because the singlet only the tao keh( BOSS ) wear only mah. It's unique. So went around the factory, ate the bean curd fresh, drink the soya bean and and took the seeds too. :D so i'm stoppping here.

PICTURE OF THE DAY:
same singlet okay!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Pictures will do the talking & a sentence





Jovina made my day when she asked if i wanna catch a movie with prakash :D muahaha i'm down! hell yeah!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

It's decided

Good evening world, I just came back from my art class. Today's session was very good, i got the feel to draw. Finished the drawing in exactly fifty-nine minutes it was kind of unexpected but fuck that it's already done *smile.

I stayed at my uncle's crib yesterday. So this morning i woke up early to see my cousin, his wife and his baby daughter. I woke up early to entertain the baby. So fun, worth giving up the sleep time. Until she pooped. I swear it's like a perfume went wrong but still i tahan ar still play PEEK-A-BOO with her. Until my aunty changed her diapers i was like, " THANK GOD" then this bright light shine into my face then there was a high pitch "aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" sound. Later, i was sitting with my uncle see the stocks i've been knocking my head i was like, " how the hell do you even look at it?" Still i didnt' ask anyone how to even "read" it, i just left it alone. Went to my mom's office, helped her a lil then went to sleep. Then art class -.-.

What's more, my mom is sending my to California to study, it's confirmed(great...). I was studying the calender until i realised how soon this year is going to end. Seven more months and i'm outta here. So after my 'N' levels i'm not waiting anymore, i'm going to start on my apprenticeship for like 2 months before i leave. Somehow, i'm feeling alot right now. hate this. knn.



Labels: Jack of all trades.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

KELING SICK!

Just now went see-sawing with Juliakeling, she sick sia how ar? Nvm let her eat 4 plate prata and 2 litres of curry and 500g sugar that should help her! ;D

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peace out

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Hey dudes! Nothing much happen to me, really...

Yesterday i manage to find something to do so i wouldn't have to think about anything. I saw this pink cloth at my mom's factory and i asked around if it belongs to anyone. So no one owned it so finders keepers. I rushed down to my mom's friend who knows how to draft clothes. I wanted a jacket. After like 40 minutes she was done i rushed back to get started. i kept sewing and sewing and sewing all the way from 3pm to 2am. Still it wasn't done. Today i managed to complete it. PHEW!

Tomorrow i'm going for a movie with my mom and sis. FINALLY FINALLY! Hopefully tomorrow i can get my headphones and complete my drawing. :) that's all i guess.

Friday, June 12, 2009

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Women are hard to please.
- coreythecrapper

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Reality

I thought today would be a normal day after my tuition. Watch television had lunch, watch television till dinner then had my dinner smsing julia. Until my mom came back and asked me this question that i dread to answer. I swear upon god i hate it when my mom asks me this, " what do you want to be when you grow up" Immediately i knew something was wrong. Immediately it hit my mind she doesn't like tattoos and pierce at all, i think she doesn't have to pretend to make my feel at ease.

Now so many things are running through my head. Why is my mom like this, why am i here, why was i born into this world, why my mom is against tattoos and piercing & fuck don't give me the same stupid line that your grandmother said " you parents born you out perfect then you go and pierce a hole, do tattoo for what." Ladies and gentlemen right there, that sentence is nothing but bullshit. Many people have told me if you have a dream just go for it if not you will regret, many others just say must have knowledge first then do what you want. I think both are right. Some people succeed even when they don't have a dioploma or a degree well the others succeed because they studied hard enough.

My mom told me apprenticeship takes a very long time. They will make use of you they will ask you to sweep the floor, then they teach you very slowly. I thought about it and i told my mom if there's a school for tattoo there's no reason i won't go but the thing is, there isn't. Or how about i don't care about the h1n1 thing and head straight to the states to get a diploma in two years then come back for army and after army get a degree then pursue tattoo art. After such a long journey i'm still back at apprenticeship, TATTOO ART IS A SKILL DAMN IT IT'S NOT A THING YOU CAN LEARN IN FIVE MINUTES, SHIT!

So just now i went to ask my mom this question, "do you like tattoos?"
then she started to say ," no it's not i don't like it's..."
I interrupted," just tell me you like it or not..."
"NO" my mom said,
I went back to my room i asked myself what makes my mom go against tattoo art? What is it? What the fuck is it? Did she had a bad dream where the tattoo came to life and ate her cookies? Is that it? why does she dislike it so much why? Is it because she think it's gang related? is it?

I hate studying that's the last thing i would do but since it's this way and my mom dislikes it so much. Shall i take a new route? Should i go for something else? Should i? should i not? I hate this right now.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Back at home

Yesterday i went to office after my tuition after that in the evening went to Boon Lay Muay Thai Gym WOOHOO it's like finally had lots of fun there and i got myself the HOCKEY VILLAGE MUAYTHAI SINGAPORE jersey :D Really in to it now and there would be a event this end of the month i think so i'm gonna train hard! Then at night went to stay at my Uncle's house. Thanks Julia for posting for me, i didn't know you knew my pw.

Today went to my mom's office to help her again. :D Later in the evening went to art class at bugis. Reached home around 11:20pm damned tired. Okay i shall rest now :D tata ta ta ta.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

hi!

HI SINGH.
i'm keling posting for you. HONOURED RIGHT! i know ar. :D must go play see saw soon ar. and i want my pencil box! AT LEAST I UPDATED FOR YOU!
WOOOOOOOOO, shocked right?!

Kay lah, don't disturb you already. Give you my blessings.
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Pretty girlfriend you have, last long with her ah. :) :)
Bye, *peace*

Monday, June 8, 2009

Skill

Morning i had tuition, later in the afternoon i went to my mom's office to help her. It's alot of work at least now i understand how TIRING it is. Serious.

Two things that made my day today :

  • Aunty Bindi turned up in my mom's office and gave me a pair of boxing and my Muay Thai shorts, I was like DAMNED HAPPY! Thank you very much Aunty Jean and Aunty Bindi!
  • Second thing that made my day was my mom's friend taught me how to make a pencil box! Damned i i did pretty well for the FIRST TIME. I took alot of time finding the colours i want in my mom's office. Finally i found grey cloth and hot pink zip. So my mom's friend drew the outline and i being using the sewing machine. For pros they know how to handle the speed of the sewing machine but for first timers like me i gotta go slow but i don't know how to. But nevermind, CHECK IT OUT!


HEHE, Tomorrow i will be going to my mom's office again this time i will make one for my mother, Dorisa and Julia. :D & i'm gonna stay at my cousin's house tomorrow woohooo! cya!

Sunday, June 7, 2009

.

Today i didn't do anything much :D

I had fun during piano class and at home & look what my mom did to me.
now chatting with Dorisa, she blushing muaahahah i'm evil.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Good day

Yesterday i went to watch MONSTERS VS ALIENS. really good movie my favourite character is http://blog.omy.sg/dingan/files/2009/05/bob.jpg
He is so damn funny seriously ! YOU GOTTA CATCH THIS MOVIE. really no regrets! Wanna thank Nicolas godpa bring me out. Thanks Aunty Bindi as well :)

Today first thing in the morning i went to the optical shop to collect my glasses. :) Really very happy so after collecting my specs went to buy sausages and bought two packets of Nasi bryani for lunch, it was delicious. Went back home helped my mama. Listened to pitbull's song. I kept listening to The Anthem, I know you want me and Krazy, awesome beats. At Around 2:20 attended DRESS MAKING LESSON! haha! I was the only boy in history that attended that lesson. The aunty at the counter shocked i wasn't i think it's normal. LOL!

Tomorrow is a new day.
takecare everyone.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Last day of school

It's the holiadys already! WOOOHOO going to miss 4T1. :D August there's the PRELIM's holy hell how can i cope. Going to my mom's office soooonnn~

ANYWAY TO TOP IT UP! ME AND KHAIRUL MADE A VIDEO! :D MADE THE WHOLE CLASS SMILE!



PITBULL FAN!

Today i spent my entire afternoon with Dorisa on MSN! Woohoo it's been a while since we last chat. Really miss you. Last time we used to hang out, laugh our ass out :D Well today we are FANS OF PITBULL. The beat is really good, hot music. Chatted and chatted until evening. woohoo damned happy.

What's more my mp3 doesn't have a earpiece. Oh my gosh, big hole in my mom's pocket because she bought me new pair of glasses. I appreciate it mom!

& now i shall continue chatting with Dorisa! tata ta ta ta!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

"quote"

JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

WOOHOOO!

OMG i'm gonna get my boxing glove and my muay thai shorts on Saturday! WEEEEEEEE!
damned happy and thanks Khairul for introducing me the videos! Enjoy!



Monday, June 1, 2009

UTIKK GOT BLOG ALREADY!

IT's about time Utik made a blog. :D haha please ar must update regularly. Today jiejie Airah fierce sia! Anyway i nothing to post already i'm going to tuition already tata.

Very simple post

Ladies